People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug.
Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.
first rule of lesbian club
you don’t talk about lesbian club
second rule of lesbian club
wear the uniform. flannel, maroon and black varsity jacket, y’all know it.
third rule of lesbian club
we have been honored enough to have been told the asexual agenda. don’t tell the other sexualities. they might get jealous
Wait when did we tell the lesbians the asexual agenda??? How do we know they can be trusted??? Have they gone through the proper training???
you have to be at least a level 19 lesbian to get trusted with it
Oh ok good.
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.
"Regulars" makes me feel like a bar-tender…
Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.
"…what’s troubling you, kid?"
I don’t get adverts these days, they’re all like: “Hey buy this vacuum cleaner because we used a ‘sexy’ actress to use it”. How does hyper-sexualisation have anything to do with vacuum cleaners???
Didn’t you know sex is the most important thing there is, and obviously that vacuum cleaner will help you be sexier and get more sex
Well I’ve certainly been using vacuum cleaners wrong…
It’s ok I know what you’ve really been using them for ;)
(World domination obviously)