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ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-kise:

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

#bless this post

melgotserved:

Glad to see they’re planning to wait on such a big action.

melgotserved:

Glad to see they’re planning to wait on such a big action.

superdoctorstarkidpotterlock:

DO YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING SO POORLY WRITTEN THAT YOU ACTUALLY REWRITE IT IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU’RE READING ALONG

thestarlesswanderer:

Being asexual is like being born without a sense of smell but everywhere you go people are spraying perfume in your face and when you ask them to stop and tell them it’s irritating and you can’t smell the perfume anyway they get huffy and respond with “Don’t lie to me; I can clearly see you have a nose. Everybody has a nose therefore everybody smells things and besides maybe you just haven’t found the right scent yet.” and then you want to scream

I’ve gotta say, living in a new place where I can just be asexual from the get-go and not have anyone ever think of me as anything else is pretty nice.

thatguythatdoesthingsandstuff:

ollivander:

frequencyratios:

Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children.

shoutout to the pan people who have no idea how to even come out to their parents

Shoutout to all the asexual people with parents that think they’re just not ready for sex yet.

rehearsalquotes:

Anyone know a costume designer who’d be willing to trade services? I’ll stage manage their life and they’ll costume design mine. I think that could work out well. 

asexualproblems2:

Anonymous submission.

asexualproblems2:

Anonymous submission.